Thursday, April 28, 2016

What does $40 Get You Online

So what does $40 look like?

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST OPTION TO ME

1. At least three grams of weed

And if you were to add that to what you were already planning to spend on bud,
it could go even further! Can you think of a better way to spend your money?
I could for sure...

2. 38 items on the dollar menu

Remember taxes.

3. A nice sushi dinner for one

And isn’t food the most important thing to spend your money on?

4. Three days worth of groceries

That will be even better than one meal!

5. A monthly tanning package

If you can’t tone it, tan it.

6. You could get a Harry Potter Trivial puzzle
S/o to all my Harry Potter Fans!!

7. How a bout build a robot 
No seriously check it out here

8. A variety of personalized photo gifts from Shutterfly for your grandma

Is there anything your grandmother would appreciate more for the holidays?

9. A tank of gas

That will literally get your farther than walking.

10.  Get you a Dragon Tablet
Its hot like fire...get it? (your supposed to laugh)

11. Generic Plan B One-Step

The gift that keeps on giving…

12. Your co-pay at the doctor’s office

Don’t you think this is more beneficial for your health?

13. Your utility bill

Sometimes $40 can be the difference between having electricity or not.

14. Some new lingerie.... this ones for the ladies of course

Your boyfriend will find these a lot more attractive than your sweatpants.

15. A silicone case for your new iPhone 6

Because if you don’t have a case, there’s no point in even owning the phone.

16. Concert tickets or a trip to the movies for two

17. 17 trips on New York’s glamorous subway system

That will get you a lot farther than cab fare would.

18. Invest in a Stock Options Contract
And make more then your weekly pay in one day
No seriously.... check it out here

19. Gear One G100DX Isolation Headphones

Everyone needs a solid pair of headphones, which brings us to…

20. A monthly gym membership anywhere that is not Equinox

…Or Crunch. Or NYSC.

21. A spiralizer!

Because turning your vegetables into pasta is sooooo much fun

22. A 2 designer t shirts.... why not right?

You gotta spoil yourself sometimes

23. A bottle of Crown Royale on sale

Because drinking your calories is so much more fun than burning them.

24. Entrance to an underground strip club

Because watching other people take their clothes off is better than you taking your clothes off.

25. Three large Domino’s pizzas

Money spent on pizza is always money well spent.

26. A piercing

Because you can never really have enough of those.

27. A Brazilian wax

Hopefully this won't hurt that much.

28. A manicure/pedicure with an extra 10 minute massage

The massage always make it worth it.

29. Four months worth of a Spotify subscription

Are you not entertained?!

30. A pair of Quay sunglasses

Everyone needs a good pair of these.

31. A used Nook or Kindle

Because it’s just as important to exercise your mind.

32. Two Snuggies

For when you want to be comfortable when you skip the gym

33. A new bowl

It’s so much better than cleaning your current one.

34. Clinque Moisturizer

Male or female — everyone needs this.

35. A starter pack of dtox tea.

36. A haircut

You need to work on beauty from top to bottom.

37. A new cheap watch

hey you gotta tell time don't yah

38. Pinkberry for a week straight

Calories don’t count if they come in the form of frozen yogurt.

39. A used coffee maker.... You gotta make sure you wake up for work right?

The best one is number 40

40. A Motor Club Membership to MCA
With 100 mile unlimited usage towing
And opportunity to make $80 on every person you refer.
So you can have safety and financial freedom at the same time

This is better then anything everything you thought you should buy with $40
Get started today!!


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